Dear Buttons and Zippers,
We have had some amazing years together. We’ve rocked the clubs, danced some numbers, traveled the country, had some laughs and some tears. You have always been there for me… that is until now.
I thought we’d always be friends but when I tried to put you on, you pinched, you squeezed, you fought. You made me almost throw up. It really was not a fair fight.
I’m sorry to do this, but you will be going away for a little while. I just can’t take the pressure you have been putting on me lately.
I’m going to have to put you in storage. Please know this is only temporary and I hope to reunite again this year.